carryonmy-assbutt:

conservacat:

bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.

omg what a sweetie!!

HOWL AT THE MOON

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falcuntpunch:

iammaximum:

bemusedlybespectacled:

myfricklefrackleromance:

x

cue the bllions of fanboy tears

I like it

"It’s currently unclear who exactly is filling the role of Thor going forward, as the original character wasn’t gender-swapped."

No longer is the classic male hero able to hold the mighty hammer, Mjölnir, a brand new female hero will emerge will who will be worthy of the name THOR.

"And this new Thor isn’t a temporary female substitute – she’s now the one and only Thor, and she is worthy!" "

" "This is not She-Thor. This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is THOR. This is the THOR of the Marvel Universe."

meanwhile DC’s like “we love ubisoft”

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nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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gnarly:

guess im gonna be tasting some pepsi cola tonight ;))

gnarly:

guess im gonna be tasting some pepsi cola tonight ;))

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songs-of-yesterday:

Nothing makes me happier than Deadpool at ComicCon

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breakcorechoirboy:

cknd:

dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

image

I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via laugh-addict)

0utoftheblue:

kassidyskorner:

Did Drake turn a joke into a hit record!!??

At the ESPY’s(Excellence in Sports Performance Yearly Award) held in Los Angeles, Drake and Brian McKnight serenaded the audience with their parody song “Side Pieces”. While they made this song in humor and laughter, it seems like social media and many Drake fans took a twisted turn and said a hit was made! While many celebrities in the audience such as; Lil Wayne, Christina Milian, and Blake Grffin laughed that this was actually performed some social media users fell in love with the song immediately!

Side Pieces - Drake ft. Brian McKnight lyrics

[Drake]
Side pieces
I know that you’re watching this from home
I can’t wait to see you on the road
Cheering from the shadows I hear you calling out
Wifey sees a text and asks what’s this all about
I tell her you’re just a friend
A lot of these guys are dying for this song to end
I’m asking would you be mine
Would you get on this flight to Cleveland, Ohio at 2:45
I had a rough game I took two shots I was 0 for 2
Tough day I need that one thing only you can do
Skylar this is the one thing that I’d be for you
This goes out to all my side pieces
Side pieces, side pieces
This goes out to all my side pieces
You know that you’ll never be the main one
City to city I see you wearing the same one
Side pieces, side pieces
Los Angeles I want you to make some noise for the real king of side pieces Brian McKnight one time

[Brian McKnight]
This is dedicated to all the side pieces
I know you’ll never be more
And you’ll always be less
But there’s courage in knowing that you’re ok being shit
I already got a starter but I’m looking for the rest of my team
Side pieces in training go on and wave your hands for Drake and me
(Don’t be embarrassed)
Side pieces where you at
(Probably in the top balcony)
I know you’re not down here in front of us you got to be way back in the back
(They can’t even see us)
Side pieces go on and be, side pieces ya
Side pieces

Lyrics Provided by MetroLyrics.com

Favorite song

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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catsbeaversandducks:

Post-it Notes Left on the Train

Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.

Via My Modern Metropolis 

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mczayn:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE OH MY GOD

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tol yall these new niggas are crazy. they never seen jonny bravo thas y they cant deal with rejection. johnny got rejected every episode n he just iron his black tee n jump back in the game

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